Tuesday, May 21, 2019
Real or fake bacon news
Have you noticed that bacon is taking over everything nowadays? You can pretty much get any food with bacon and most things come bacon scented. What will they think of next? See if you can figure out which of these items are real things or something I just made up to amuse myself.
Bacon scented candles
Bacon flavored lipstick
Bacon lollipops
Bacon scented toilet paper
Beer infused with bacon
Chocolate covered bacon
American cheese slices with bacon
Bacon cereal
Bacon scented deodorant
Bacon flavored water
Meatless bacon
Bacon scented condoms
Bacon toothpaste
Yogurt with bacon
Taco Bell bacon flavored tacos (The taco shell is bacon flavored)
Bacon flavored coffee
Bras with essence of bacon
Bacon air freshener
Bacon scented hand lotion
Bacon scented baby wipes
What would you try?
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8 comments:
The lipstick, lollipops, cereal, deodorant, baby wipes, yogurt and bras can’t be real unless Lady GaGa wore all of this to the Grammys. What about edible bacon tasting underwear? Shoes that smell like bacon? I can see that..er...smell that.
Cereal, water, and toothpaste all sound fake - and disgusting. I think a lot of those are real. I know chocolate flavored bacon is as blogger buddy Robyn has tried it. Bacon in beer? Interesting...
None, I'm vegetarian
A few years back, bacon was the topic of discussion in a class. Some boy was going on and on about his obsession with bacon. A girl admitted she wasn't a fan. Oh, you should have heard the boy. I think that ended their tenuous friendship.
I don't think bacon lipstick is real...
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I don't understand the bacon craze. Dogs like bacon, too. Do you really want a dog eating your bacon-scented baby wipes?
Bacon toilet paper? To give to your enemy, so they're tempted to eat sh*t? Hmmm.
Bacon flavored chocolate is really good, though.
Bacon flavored or smelling almost anything I could believe. But let's see...I've had bacon chocolate and it's good. I think I would draw the line at bacon toothpaste. I depend on toothpaste as a kind of signal indicating to my mouth "It's time to shut the piehole up for the night". Bacon flavor would just continue the festivities. My Weight Watchers coach would hate me. I'm still working on the thought of bacon flavored coffee. With maple flavoring, it might work. Alana ramblinwitham.blogspot.com
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