"I am glad I am not a woman"
"She can do this but anal sex is too painful?"
"Is this here poop face?"
"Did I remember to lock the front door?"
"It has been awhile since I've had some Taco Bell"
"Is it wrong that I'm super horny right now?"
"This thing is gonna be such a cock block"
"Is this nurse giving me the 'fuck me' eyes right now?"
"I am so glad she is not giving birth on 9/11"
"It look like her vagina is blowing a bubble"
"Sleepy, Dopey, Bashful, Doc, Grumpy, Sneezy and....?"
"I should write a blog post about this experience"
6 comments:
Is that what I missed?
LOL! Too funny. I think the seventh dwarf is Horny.
You're supposed to be filming the birth for posterity. Don't you know anything? And making sure to not capture anything that the kiddo can't see when you put that film in their senior graduation reel ;)
make me smile...
thank you for sharing....
Those thoughts can be said aloud when the wife's screams reach about 100 db. No one else hears them and it's really cathartic to get it out.
It's the ultimate being at a loose end, isn't it? Of course, none of these things crossed my mind.
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