Friday, February 8, 2013

Weird Laws: Part 16


I haven't made a weird laws post since February 22nd of 2012. I didn't think it was that long. I need to do these every couple of months. Without further adieu more weird laws from possibly where you live.

OHIO

It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday. Wouldn't it be mammaling for whales?

It is illegal to get a fish drunk. A lot of them have trouble making it to AA.

Participating or conducting a duel is prohibited. How else do they settle their arguments?

OKLAHOMA

One may not promote a "horse tripping event". It's kind of like cow tipping but with more broken legs.

It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo. Why don't they just ban buffaloes from the bar?

Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state. They have had lots of cases of women suing themselves for not being licensed and getting a bad haircut.

OREGON

Dishes must drip dry. I only own one bowl and spoon. I can't wait that long.

It is illegal to whisper "dirty" things into your lover's ear during sex. Good thing I like to use a megaphone to talk dirty.

Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing. Fish don't have the ability to use can openers plus the cans make the fishing poles quite heavy.

PENNSYLVANIA

It is illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors. I like to sleep inside of the box in came in.

Dynamite may not be used to catch fish. I use dynamite to catch whales.

A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt or dust under a rug in a dwelling. My maid hides it in the house plants.

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14 comments:

Adam said...

You got to catch fish with bazookas instead.

Mark said...

I can't believe it's illegal to duel :( What's the point in owning duelling pistols and rapiers if you're not going to get to use them? And I can't believe dynamite fishing is actually illegal. I really thought it was a joke.

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Lot rules about fishing! Can you use the dynamite to blow up the can of corn? What if the dynamite blows up a distillery and the fish just happen to get drunk?

Cheryl said...

Damn, I am so relieved that I don't live in those states. I do all of those things on a regular basis.

C. Lee McKenzie said...

Sorry I'm late here today, but I was asleep on top of the refrigerator in the front yard when the postman came by to deliver a package and tell me there's some kind of law about whales that I should pay attention to.

Oh, BTW. Thanks for the Pop Tarts and there's a present for you at The Write Game.

Chuck said...

This is the second time you have dissed on my Ohio. If you and I are ever there at the same time...it is a duel at dawn...with drunk fish! Choose your carp!

Along These Lines ..... said...

Dueling with dynamite, now that should be legal

Rhonda said...

These are great, my favorite, "It is illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors" Thanks for the laughs.

AccordingtoJewels said...

Living in PA I did know the ones for my state but not the others. I'd be in jail in a hot minute in Oklahoma. When I drink I get hot flashes so my hair goes up, comes down, goes up, comes down....yup-jail.

Shaharizan Perez said...

Hilarious!!!!

Since when are there whales in Ohio? How would anyone know if a woman sweeps dirt under a carpet? Who is looking that closely? :P

This post was a riot! :D

Vapid Vixen said...

What the??? Really? I would ask what weird laws apply to Utah but I'm pretty sure they would all have something to do with polygamy and that is SO played out.

Baby Sister said...

Seriously? Makes me wonder what happened in order to put these laws into motion. Like the sex one. That's just plain weird.

Momma Fargo said...

In Wyoming, you can still get hung for cattle rustling. LOL. Cows are higher on the ladder than people.

And in the city I worked, spitting on the sidewalk is a crime.

Pat Tillett said...

That's just crazy! Fish are so funny when their drunk! Well, I did know a carp who was a mean drunk...