Friday, February 8, 2013
I haven't made a weird laws post since February 22nd of 2012. I didn't think it was that long. I need to do these every couple of months. Without further adieu more weird laws from possibly where you live.
It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday. Wouldn't it be mammaling for whales?
It is illegal to get a fish drunk. A lot of them have trouble making it to AA.
Participating or conducting a duel is prohibited. How else do they settle their arguments?
One may not promote a "horse tripping event". It's kind of like cow tipping but with more broken legs.
It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo. Why don't they just ban buffaloes from the bar?
Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state. They have had lots of cases of women suing themselves for not being licensed and getting a bad haircut.
Dishes must drip dry. I only own one bowl and spoon. I can't wait that long.
It is illegal to whisper "dirty" things into your lover's ear during sex. Good thing I like to use a megaphone to talk dirty.
Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing. Fish don't have the ability to use can openers plus the cans make the fishing poles quite heavy.
It is illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors. I like to sleep inside of the box in came in.
Dynamite may not be used to catch fish. I use dynamite to catch whales.
A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt or dust under a rug in a dwelling. My maid hides it in the house plants.
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Posted by Powdered Toast Man at 12:04 AM