Friday, April 20, 2012

Pros & Cons: Bacon



BACON

Pros

Has a PhD in deliciousness 
Has improved salads by 155%
It single handedly stopped the Cold War
Has greatly improved the image of the turkey
Helped Bill Clinton become president
Turned the economy around after The Great Depression
Along with ketchup helped hamburger kick it's coke habit
Chili's Triple Thick Bacon
Always lifts the toilet seat up
It's bacon


Cons

Clogs the arteries
Gives you the meat sweats
Introduced Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky
Shrinks when you cook it
Not toaster friendly
Has a prostitution addiction
Taught Lindsay Lohan how to drive
You can never get enough
Doesn't wear a condom
Watches Jersey Shore






10 comments:

Workingdan said...

I used to love bacon....until I learned it watches Jersey Shore! Plus I hate how it shrinks when you cook it..so unfair!

Mark said...

Bacon would never watch Jersey Shore. It's too cool. There are no downsides to bacon. NONE.

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Not toaster friendly? Damn.

dirtycowgirl said...

I was going to ask where you had been ? But I just scrolled back and it seems you have been back for a while, musta missed your posts amongst the ten thousand A-z challenge updates.

So a belated welcome back :)

Ivonnah x

ps I hate bacon.

Ms. A said...

And I understand it goes great with chocolate!

Chuck said...

Dammit, git that boy some condoms before he blows his grease! Oh wait, THAT'S Jersey Shore!

Shockgrubz said...

Shared this with some bacon lovers. They sizzled at the Clinton references.

Copyboy said...

Cold war thing intrigues me.

Pat Tillett said...

The pros have it. Just the smell of bacon cooking is better than most food tastes...
Chili's has triple thick bacon???
Seriously?

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