Tuesday, April 24, 2012
I was lucky enough to sit down and talk with former President Bill Clinton and he had a lot to talk about. We don't have the time to go over everything we talked about but he did leave me with some advice. I give you, in no specific order, Slick Willy's guide to cheating on your spouse. Warning: The tips below are not the opinions of Powdered Toast Man or anyone affiliated with Just the Cheese. We do not condone or endorse the following information. It is solely promoted by Bill Clinton.
1) Do not leave bubble wrap lying around on the floor of your house or apartment. It makes it difficult to sneak back into the house after tapping some ass.
2) Do not text or sext your mistress or gigolo while you are having relations with your significant other.
3) Do not get involved with glitter, it is impossible to wash off and stays with you for weeks.
4) When receiving fellatio or cunnilingus in your office make sure the door is securely locked.
5) Do not babysit for the person you are having an affair with. It arises suspicion and poses too many questions.
6) Always sign a prenuptial agreement.
7) When thinking of baby names disregard the names of the hooker's you slept with.
8) Having two wives/husbands that don't know about each other only works on TV.
9) Deny, Deny, Deny.
10) A tattoo of a woman's name that is not your wifes' is suicide.
Advisory: Any interest in these tips by Just the Cheese staff is only for amusement. We are in no way consenting that these are good tips.
Posted by Powdered Toast Man at 7:00 AM