The next installment of U.S. weird laws.
In Galesburg it is illegal to maintain an animal that disturbs others with it's odor or noise. Fran Drescher is banned from this town.
In Galesburg it is illegal for a bicycler to practice any acrobatic or fancy riding on any street. Is riding with no hands considered fancy?
It is illegal to inhale glue fumes. What will the elementary school kids do at recess?
It is illegal for a liquor store to sell candy. Good thing I get my liquor at the candy store.
Tanning salons are required to post warnings about sunburns. I am going to recommend that these warning signs be posted at the beach. People are unaware of sunburns.
In Cedar Rapids it is illegal to tell fortunes. I was wondering why I never saw any gypsies there.
In Derby it is illegal to damage vending machines. I don't care about the law. If that machine takes my dollar I am opening up a can of whoop-ass on it.
In Overland Park it is illegal to picket funerals. I guess they will have to stick to picketing weddings, birthdays and hide 'n' seek.
Any person who interferes with a public speech can be fine up to $500. That goes for crying babies as well.
It is illegal to sell dyed chicks unless you are selling more than 6 of them. It's because you have to have all the colors of the rainbow.
Fake boxing or wrestling matches are against the law. Hulk Hogan isn't going to like this.
It is illegal to make insulting remarks to a contestant at a boxing match. If he punches like a girl he is going to hear it from my megaphone.