Thursday, March 31, 2011

Dirty Joke

You have probably all heard this one but I heard it last week at a comedy club and thought it was pretty good. On a side note Nicole and I saw an erotic comedy hypnotist. It was fucking hysterical. Definitely go check one out if you get a chance.

A masked man walks into a sperm bank holding a gun. He points it at the woman behind the counter and says, "open the safe!"

The woman nervously says, "sir this isn't that kind of bank, this is a sperm bank, we don't have any money."

The man says, "I don't care, do what I say or I'll shoot, now open the safe." The woman does what she is told.

"Now take out a jar and drink it."

Without thinking the woman grabs a jar full of sperm and gulps it down.

The masked man takes off his mask and it turns out to be the woman's husband.

 Her husband says, "Now was that so difficult?"

9 comments:

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

That's bad!

Tricia said...

EEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oilfield Trash said...

I have heard that one before, but it is still just as funny as the first time I heard/read it.

Thanks for sharing it.

Hart Johnson said...

*rolls eyes*

I'm very curious about this erotic comedy hypnotist, though...

Marlene said...

It's better warm.

Chuck said...

That was pretty DAMN good!

Baby Sister said...

Oh wow...

Jingle said...

wow..
bravo...

sweet dreams.

Pat Tillett said...

I just threw up a little bit in my mouth...