Sunday, November 14, 2010

Monday Minute: My Turn

Cristy over at Is There  Doctor in the House? is letting me host the Monday Minute this week. She put out an open invitation in her last post asking if anyone wanted to come up with questions and I jumped on the chance. All the questions you see here are from my own noggin'.













My Questions:

1) Would you rather be stuck on a bumpy roller coaster while having to pee extremely bad OR be stuck on a crowded elevator with really bad gas with co-workers?

2) What is the one thing you miss most from your childhood?

3) If aliens exist, what do you think they look like? (describe)

4) Would you rather discuss your body weight or your salary with people that you know?

5) If you were stuck in a predicament like in the movie Alive, could you revert to cannibalism? If so, how would you feel about eating your deceased friends and family?

6) People that are born blind, what do they dream about? Sounds?

My Answers:

1) I would have to pick the elevator. I would be afraid that my bladder might explode on the roller coaster plus I like the smell of my own farts (they smell like a spring meadow).

2) I miss my imaginary friend Gordon. He was attacked and killed by a swan.

3) They have Tom Arnold's head, Roseanne Barr's body before the plastic surgery and the voice of Fran Drescher.

4) They are both the same number, 185, blogging doesn't bring home the bacon.

5) I wish my family was a little chubbier, I'm not going to get much meat from them.

6) All they dream about is James Earl Jones' voice when he played Mufasa in The Lion King.

If you want to participate either link up to your own blog with the answers in a post or leave them in a comment. Make sure you go visit Cristy's blog to show the real hostess some love.


















16 comments:

RN Mama said...

The visual of the alien is incredibly frightening!

Great job hosting this week!

Copyboy said...

Question 5 should make for some fun answers.

Boobies said...

LMAO! I was actually telling Tami on her blog that I wouldn't eat her cuz she's too damn skinny...if I have to resort to that..I better be with the thick folks!

Oilfield Trash said...

1) Would you rather be stuck on a bumpy roller coaster while having to pee extremely bad OR be stuck on a crowded elevator with really bad gas with co-workers?

Ok I would fart in the elevator because I am never short on excess methane to donate to the world.

2) What is the one thing you miss most from your childhood?

Eating all the chocolate you want without getting fat.


3) If aliens exist, what do you think they look like? (describe)

I am not sure what they look like, but I am pretty damn sure they talk like Justin Beiber sings.

4) Would you rather discuss your body weight or your salary with people that you know?

My body weight. I like the fact that people think I earn way less than that what I actually do.

5) If you were stuck in a predicament like in the movie Alive, could you revert to cannibalism? If so, how would you feel about eating your deceased friends and family?

I could do it. And I even wrote a blog about it.

6) People that are born blind, what do they dream about? Sounds?

I think they dream about Smurfs and Teletubbies. Only a blind person could have invented Teletubbies.

Baby Sister said...

I think I would choose the elevator too. Funny questions, funny answers. :)

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

Your answer to number six is very believable. The others, not so much. xo

Hip-Hop Hikikomori said...

Blind people can see in their dreams.

Some of them, anyway.

Kerri said...

Swan attacks are just awful. Sorry for your loss.
Great questions!!

Marlene said...

Heehee....chuckling about your #2 answer. Oh wait, is that disrespectful?

baygirl32 said...

great questions!

Birgit said...

well silly me-I put in Monday Minute when I should have just stated my name. What would be truly horrifying would be if all the aliens looked and sounded like Justin Bieber

The Invisible Seductress said...

Your world is fun isn't it? ;}


Great answers!!!!

The Invisible Seductress said...

....and questions...

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Great answers! Sorry about Gordon. Swans are vicious.

Michelle Pixie said...

Just thought of those aliens is going to give me nightmares tonight. YIKES!

Cheeseboy said...

Your answers always make me laugh.

So are you saying you make 185 k a year? Holy crap! Blogging does pay.