Wednesday, October 5, 2011
Q & A
1) What would your stripper/stage name be?
2) What is the most ridiculous name you have heard someone call the female or male genitalia?
3) If you could get away with killing one celebrity, who would it be and why?
4) If you could create your own holiday, what would it be called and what would it be about?
I will post my answers on Thursday or Friday.
Monday, December 13, 2010
What Do We Really Know About This Frosty Character?
Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul,
With a corncob pipe and a button nose
And two eyes made out of coal.
Frosty the snowman is a fairy tale, they say,
He was made of snow but the children
Know how he came to life one day.
There must have been some magic in that
Old silk hat they found.
For when they placed it on his head
He began to dance around.
O, Frosty the snowman
Was alive as he could be,
And the children say he could laugh
And play just the same as you and me.
Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Look at Frosty go.
Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Over the hills of snow.
Frosty the snowman knew
The sun was hot that day,
So he said, "Let's run and
We'll have some fun
Now before I melt away."
Down to the village,
With a broomstick in his hand,
Running here and there all
Around the square saying,
Catch me if you can.
He led them down the streets of town
Right to the traffic cop.
And he only paused a moment when
He heard him holler "Stop!"
For Frosty the snow man
Had to hurry on his way,
But he waved goodbye saying,
"Don't you cry,
I'll be back again some day."
Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Look at Frosty go.
Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Over the hills of snow
First off, I think the song needs to be updated. Where are kids finding coal nowadays to use for his eyes? And was it safe for kids back then to be playing with coal?
Isn't him having a corn cob pipe sending the wrong message to kids? What does he need it for? He is smoking one of two things; tobacco or marijuana. Shame on you Frosty for trying to influence our innocent children.
What in the hell does he need a broomstick for? Does he moonlight as a janitor? Is he a neat freak?
Be honest, if you made a snowman and he came to life and started to dance around, wouldn't you freak out and run home to your mom and dad? That is a little frightening. I would not be all excited and follow this strange dude into town. Stranger Danger, Stranger Danger!!!
How come he gets arms and legs if he's a snowman? I don't think the kids added those limbs on him.
Is he anatomically correct?
Can anybody answer these questions??
Friday, July 16, 2010
Q & A
Today I am going to Six Flags so I had to go to sleep early which means I didn't get a chance to reply to all the comments I got and read all the blogs I normally do. I will catch up this weekend.
I am also extending The Movie Game until Monday so go read the questions again and email me your answers. I will post the answers on Monday.
So today is just a quick post.
Feel free to be as serious or creative as you want.
1) How does your spouse/significant other feel about your blogging?
2) If you could create a NEW and ORIGINAL superhero, what would their name and powers be and who would be their arch-nemesis?
3) What is the worst movie you have ever seen?
4) Would you rather lay in a bathtub filled with cockroaches for one hour or run barefoot for one mile across the hot beach sand wearing your warmest winter clothes?
5) What one word describes me (Powdered Toast Man)?
Feel free to leave your answers in a comment or email me at reviewsyoucantuse@gmail.com
A new round of Trivia Corner starts on Monday!! You better study this weekend.
Thursday, May 13, 2010
Q & A responses
1) Would you rather lick the bottom of a stranger's foot or suck on a lollipop you found under your couch?
2) What do you like most about 'Just the Cheese'?
3) What is your least favorite thing about 'Just the Cheese'?
4) Who would win in a tag team match: Spongebob & Mr. Krabs vs. Patrick & Squidward
5) How many blogs are you following?
6) Do you think you could be me in a game of Scrabble?
7) Ask me a random question of your choosing.
- Sara said...
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1) Totally go with the lollipop found under the couch.
2) I like the randomness, and the fact that you are a dude who is involved with wedding stuff. My husband wanted nothing to do with it, and I found that to be very sweet of you. :)
3) I am nosey, and I can't find any pictures of you or your fiance anywhere on here! I need faces to go with the blog!
4)Tag team match winner: Spongebob & Mr. Krabs.
5) 15.
6)I don't think I could beat anyone at a game of Scrabble.
7)Do you play any video games? (I am a gamer, sorry,but I need to know what you play in order to establish how cool you are). - My answer: I don't play as many video games as I used to. I mostly play Madden football. I will play Halo and Call of Duty occasionally but I love to break out the NES, Super NES or 64 to play so old school games.
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- Samantha said...
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1) Would you rather lick the bottom of a stranger's foot or suck on a lollipop you found under your couch?
I would definitely take the lollipop under the couch!
2) What do you like most about 'Just the Cheese'?
Random & funny posts :) Just love 'em
3) What is your least favorite thing about 'Just the Cheese'?
I don't have any dislikes!
4) Who would win in a tag team match: Spongebob & Mr. Krabs vs. Patrick & Squidward
Definitely Spongebob & Mr. Krabs!
5) How many blogs are you following?
Lost count.
6) Do you think you could beat me in a game of Scrabble?
Probably not...I havent' played in a while.
7) Ask me a random question of your choosing.
I've got nothing... -
- Lisa Marie said...
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1) Would you rather lick the bottom of a stranger's foot or suck on a lollipop you found under your couch?
suck the lolli, after all it is my couch and my funk.
2) What do you like most about 'Just the Cheese'? I think you are VERY funny!
3) What is your least favorite thing about 'Just the Cheese'? don't really have a negative!
4) Who would win in a tag team match: Spongebob & Mr. Krabs vs. Patrick & Squidward I hope Patrick!
5) How many blogs are you following? a lot... a wayyyy lot
6) Do you think you could be me in a game of Scrabble?
Yes.I am a nerd. I play a lot of Scrabble.
7) Ask me a random question of your choosing.
what kind of cheese do you prefer?
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- Nippy The Penguin said...
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1) Would you rather lick the bottom of a stranger's foot or suck on a lollipop you found
under your couch?
lolipop most def.
2) What do you like most about 'Just the Cheese'?
random sillieness and the trivia.
3) What is your least favorite thing about 'Just the Cheese'?
that commenter nippy he is such a tool.
4) Who would win in a tag team match: Spongebob & Mr. Krabs vs. Patrick & Squidward
spongebob and crabs as i think patrick likes being pinned down.
5) How many blogs are you following?
several prob 6 at the moment.
6) Do you think you could be me in a game of Scrabble?
possibly we do have the same iq score lol.
7) Ask me a random question of your choosing
what movie is this quote from ? don't worry it's easy "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. "
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- Copyboy said...
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1) lollipop
2) movie quiz (even though I'm not good about it)
3) Not enough movie quizes
4) Spongebod & Mr. K
5) A lot
6) My wife could. I couldn't
7) What does the background of your blog mean?
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- Cheeseboy said...
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DEFINITELY depends on who the stranger is. Is she hot? Clean?
I follow too many blogs, but I ALWAYS keep an eye on this one.
Here's my question:
What's the worst city you have ever spent any significant amount of time in?
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- Jerry said...
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1) Lollipop.
2) Movie quiz
3) How hard the movie quiz is and that Nippy apparently is kick ass at it.
4) Spongebob and Krabs.
5) Too many to keep up with LOL
6) I dunno. Do we get to use slang?
7) If you could move to anywhere in the world, Where and Why?
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- margg. said...
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Lollipop.
Definately.
2) It's pretty darn hilarious.
3) It's not really bad. I just suck at the movie quizzzes.
4) Spongebob and Crabboo.
5) A lot?
6) Yes. Oh yes.
7) Do you own a hair brush?
Thanks for participating everyone. I love the different answers I get to the Q & A. I will have it again in a few weeks.
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
Q & A
1) Would you rather lick the bottom of a stranger's foot or suck on a lollipop you found under your couch?
2) What do you like most about 'Just the Cheese'?
3) What is your least favorite thing about 'Just the Cheese'?
4) Who would win in a tag team match: Spongebob & Mr. Krabs vs. Patrick & Squidward
5) How many blogs are you following?
6) Do you think you could be me in a game of Scrabble?
7) Ask me a random question of your choosing.
I will post the your answers and my answers some time next week.
Monday, May 3, 2010
Random Thoughts
What is up with the Rockabye Baby nursery rhyme? Does anybody else think it is screwed up to sing a song about a baby in a cradle falling out of a tree? Go ahead, sing the song, I'll wait........... And down with come baby, cradle and all. My point exactly.
Is it pronounced Pet-Smart or Pets-Mart? Smart shopping for your pet or a mart for your pets?
Do you think that Wile E. Coyote has a line of credit at the Acme store? Or does he have an Acme credit card? If he does have one, does it earn him points for free stuff?
Who grows up wanting to be a Proctologist? You know what? I want to have my finger in strange asses all day long. It's probably good money but when do you decide to focus just on the ass?
In Kohl's there is a ladies section called Petites'. For some reason the apostrophe is outside the 's', doesn't that imply ownership? The woman's section doesn't have the apostrophe on the outside of the 's'. I don't get it. What does the petites section own?
Why is it as a guy I can name at least 5 tampon brands? I bet a woman can't name 5 makes of a circular saw. Damn advertising getting into my head.
I saw JimmyJohnson (the football coach) doing an Extenze commercial. Is he hard up for cash or does he have a problem?
Does the Three Men in a Tub nursery rhyme see strange to you at all? Why are 3 grown men bathing together? I am not homophobic but I don't ever see myself bathing with 2 other dudes. Maybe if I was like 4 and I had 2 brothers. Was there only enough water for one bath and they decided it would be okay to wash together?
Where does the money recovered from criminals go? From what I have seen on tv and movies, it gets stored as evidence. So it stays in a box in a room forever? The cops or government don't divvy it up?
Ever see a 'fallen rock zone' road sign? Why do I need to know that rocks have fallen here? If I need to be cautious, shouldn't it read 'falling rock zone'? So one rock falls and hits a car and it's deemed a fallen rock zone?
Do people born blind from birth dream? If they do, what do they dream about? Are their dreams shaded black or white and do they know the difference? Do they only dream about sounds and noises?
I always thought the lyrics in Blinded by the Light by Manfred Mann's Earth Band were 'wrapped up like a douche.' The line is actually 'rewed up like a deuce.' The original Springstein lyric was 'cut loose like a deuce.' I was always so confused, who wants to be wrapped up like a douche? Why are those the lyrics? I finally have the answer and so do you.
Feel free to answer any of the questions. If you haven't played today's Trivia Corner, it's just one post down under this one.
Thursday, April 1, 2010
Q & A responses
1. Would you rather have 10,000 followers but no one left a comment or only one follower that commented on everything you wrote? And why?
2. Which Muppet baby would you want to be and why?
3. Would you rather be attractive & dumb or ugly & smart?
4. Do you make any money blogging?
5. Ask me a question.
Pat Tillett said...
Damn... I just wrote the answers and the window closed...
1. 10,000. If I had 10,000 followers I think there would be more than one reader. If I just had one follower and he always commented. I'd save us both the trouble and call him everyday.
2. Kermit
3. Smart and dumb. Unfortunately, I'm stuck somewhere in the middle.
4. No, but I'm not opposed to it.
5. Have you made money with your blog?
Nippy The Penguin said...
hmm lets see,
1. 10,000 because its an even number.
2. Animal no doubt about it, ANIMAL! nuff said.
3.Definitely smart and Ugly as I have been that way my whole life and am accustomed to it.
4. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Copyboy said...
1. First one has me stumped. Followers? Commenters? A toughie.
2. Animal. You need a reason?
3. Eccentric
4. I wish
5. Why do I suck at your movie game?
ASBLACKASOBAMA said...
1. Would that be 10,000 followers who click on ads? I agree with Pat.... If you have 10,000 followers, at least some of them are going to read your stuff. But I do appreciate and love the comments I get on my posts....
2. Fozzie Bear.... Wakka Wakka!
3. Ugly and Smart....
4. Not yet.... In good time sir, in good time....
5. Do you plan on living in New York for the rest of your life?
Powdered Toast Man said....
1. I would rather 10,000 followers. That one commenter might suck.
2. I would be Gonzo, he's weird and funny.
3. Ugly and smart, there's always plastic surgery. You can't fix stupid.
To Pat: No I have not made any money with my blog. I would like to. I think I'm up to like $15 with the Adsense (you don't get paid til $100)
To Nippy: A woodchuck could chuck as much wood as Peter Piper could pick a peck of pickled peppers.
To Copyboy: You suck at my movie game because you are not eating your wheaties.
To Asblackasobama: I like New York but it's ultimately too expensive to live here after I get married and start a family. I don't know where I would move to.
Sunday, March 28, 2010
Q & A
1. Would you rather have 10,000 followers but no one left a comment or only one follower that commented on everything you wrote? And why?
2. Which muppet baby would you want to be and why?
3. Would you rather be attractive & dumb or ugly & smart?
4. Do you make any money blogging?
5. Ask me a question.
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Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Q & A: Responses
If you could bring any fictional character to life, who would it be and why? (movies, tv, books, etc)
I would bring Jessica Rabbit (from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?) into our world.
How did you stumble across my blog (if you remember) and what keeps you reading it?
I do occasionally go back and read my old posts for fun. Sometimes I'm like, why did I write that?
In only 6 words, why do you blog?
I like sharing my random thoughts.
Here is what you all said.....
ASBLACKASOBAMA said...
1. Any fictional character, huh? Hmmmm.... Probably Chandler Bing from Friends.
2. You were one of my first non-family followers. I thought nobody was going to follow me until you came around! After you followed me, I checked out your blog and I liked what you wrote!
3. I like to make people laugh.
I Think It's Interesting
Lisa Marie said...
If you could bring any fictional character to life, who would it be and why? (movies, tv, books, etc)
I think Puck from Shakespeare's "A Midsummer Night's Dream". I think we all could use a little mischief in our lives!
How did you stumble across my blog (if you remember) and what keeps you reading it? Geof at www.enterthemancave@blogspot.com... YOU!!! You keep me reading, ya make me laugh
In only 6 words, why do you blog?
I need to for my sanity
Ian said...
If you could bring any fictional character to life, who would it be and why? (movies, tv, books, etc)
Spiderman because he fucking rules
How did you stumble across my blog (if you remember) and what keeps you reading it?
I believe you started following me, I returned the favor
In only 6 words, why do you blog?
Because it makes my mom proud
Lisa Marie said...
Ok revision... Powdered Toast Man has informed me that ABAO sent me here not Geof. whoops... I have "mommy brain" cut me some slack
Copyboy said...
Probably Goose (sucked when Maverick killed him)
Ian gave you a well deserved shout out.
Blog I must. I love to blog. (that's a haiku, right?) I like your questions. Thought provoking.
Jerry said...
1. If I could be anyone I would be Wolverine. Metal Skeleton ability to regenerate and slowed aging process all sounds awesome to me.
2. I believe you followed me and I did so in return after some delay.
3. I like to share things I think is entertaining or fascinating.
Thanks for playing, see you next time around.
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Q & A
If you could bring any fictional character to life, who would it be and why? (movies, tv, books, etc)
How did you stumble across my blog (if you remember) and what keeps you reading it?
In only 6 words, why do you blog?
Again, you can ask me any random question of your choosing.
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
Q & A: Answers
Jerry: If you were to die today, what is the one thing you would want to do? This is a tough question to answer, so many options. I can answer this question seriously or humorously. I’m going to combine the two. I have always wanted to go skydiving so I would want to do that but naked.
T.S. Hendrik: If you had to invent a sport out of two existing sports, what would they be, and what position would you play? I love this question, it’s so creative and original. I would combine the olympic luge and bowling. I think there would be only one position, helmet optional.
ASBLACKASOBAMA: If you could meet your idol, who would you meet and where would you meet him or her? My idol is Bob Barker and I would meet him on The Price is Right, of course but I would have to travel back through time to when he was still the host.

