Wednesday, January 8, 2020
New Year's Resolutions
Elmo - Stop talking in the 3rd person
Cap'n Crunch - Stop sending death threats to the Trix Rabbit
The Hulk - Practice meditation
Big Foot - Start a Youtube channel
Michael J. Fox - Get most of the pee in the toilet
Stevie Wonder - Learn how to drive
Molly Ringwald - Quit my job at Foot Locker
The Big Bad Wolf - Stick to my plant based diet
John Madden - I forgot
Betty White - Learn how to ride a unicycle
Santa Claus - Convince the wife to do anal
Ronald Mcdonald - Catch that damn Hamburglar
Vanilla Ice - Start a band
Waldo - Come out of hiding
Elmer Fudd - Hire a hitman to murder Bugs Bunny
Justin Bieber - Go back to my home planet
Barack Obama -Stop wearing black face
John Travolta - Admit that i'm g.... gonna star in a musical
O.J. Simpson - Buy a new Ford Bronco
Tyler Perry - Make a movie worth watching
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11 comments:
That last one isn't going to happen.
However, I can see Betty White on the unicycle.
Yowza. Some of these are harsh. But,like Alex, the Betty White one is most likely to succeed.
Funny stuff
Bieber can't find his home planet, that's why they put him here. I think Santa forgets that Mrs. Santa is surrounded by elves on Christmas eve so she is well equipped. Elmer hires Daffy Duck so.. Bugs lives. Trump-is ruled by his hair
I don't think Bieber's home planet wants him either.
You got me at Santa Claus! :-O Lol
Say what???? I love Tyler Perry movies. Are you kidding me? You don't like them? I was married to a black man once and so much of the humor is culture-based/biased. But then my husband didn't like them either. Go figure.
Banner has to learn to be always angry
That's quite the list.
Elmo isn't the only one who needs to stop talking in the third person.
Love,
Janie
The Hulk needs some meditation.
I think Elmo and others who speak in 3rd person should all work on that resolution.
Happy New Year!
~Jess
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