Wednesday, June 17, 2015
What if corporate slogans had some truth to them?
Skittles - "Taste the cavities"
Hot Pockets - "Every bite is a different temperature"
Maybelline - "Maybe she is born with it, maybe it's photoshop"
Triscuits - "Every box is guaranteed to cut the roof of your mouth"
Facebook - "Keeping divorce lawyers in business"
AOL - "How are we not bankrupt by now?"
Chapstick - "You'll lose it before the tube is empty"
Digiorno - "It's obviously not delivery"
Gillette - "You keep buying them and we will keep adding more blades"
IKEA - "We add in extra parts just to fuck with you"
Pringles - "We only make the can that size so you get your hand stuck"
MTV - "If you are looking for music listen to Pandora"
WebMD - "Convince yourself you have a disease"
Posted by Powdered Toast Man at 11:42 PM