Wednesday, June 17, 2015

Honest Corporate Slogans

What if corporate slogans had some truth to them?

Skittles - "Taste the cavities"

Hot Pockets - "Every bite is a different temperature"

Maybelline - "Maybe she is born with it, maybe it's photoshop"

Triscuits - "Every box is guaranteed to cut the roof of your mouth"

Facebook - "Keeping divorce lawyers in business"

AOL - "How are we not bankrupt by now?"

Chapstick - "You'll lose it before the tube is empty"

Digiorno - "It's obviously not delivery"

Gillette - "You keep buying them and we will keep adding more blades"

IKEA - "We add in extra parts just to fuck with you"

Pringles - "We only make the can that size so you get your hand stuck"

MTV - "If you are looking for music listen to Pandora"

WebMD  - "Convince yourself you have a disease"


Mark said...

AOL are STILL in business? How come they can do it but companies like Blockbuster can't? Talk about being able to survive despite being so outdated and left behind by the world at large.

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Those last ones were laugh out loud funny! Can anyone remember when MTV still played music?
After Jim Gaffigan's comedy routine, I'll never look at Hot Pockets the same way again.

Crystal Collier said...

Nice. Thanks for some morning chuckles.

Birgit said...

Oh too funny and I already believe I have only 3 months left to live because of webmd

Adam said...

The Digiorno one is so true. They might make a good frozen pizza but if you got the same quality delivered, they'd never show up to your door again.

Baby Sister said...

Definitely photoshop.
How is AOL still in business??
MTV should change their name to "Crappy, horrible, worthless shows"