Thursday, June 28, 2012
Why do the French get their own vanilla? Where is the Spanish vanilla?
Who is running IMdb and how do they know so much about movies?
Why do we still have flat head screws? Phillips head screws are superior. And why didn't they name them cross head screws? Who is this Phillips guy?
How much gum would you have to eat in order to kill you?
Do you think people are good so they can get into heaven and then when they are there they are bad?
How is livery pronounced? I see it on taxicab license plates.
How come when people get shot in movies or on tv they just look at their gunshot wound in awe without screaming bloody murder? When I stub my toe in real life I want to throw a table across the room and punch the first person I see.
I think Tyler Perry just really likes to cross dress. There isn't a logical explanation for making so many Madea movies.
Can a tree die from old age?
I like lunchables but where are the breakfastables and dinnerables?
Posted by Powdered Toast Man at 7:00 AM