Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Stupid is as stupid does


Fire Investigator: Do you know how the fire might have started?

Homeowner: Yes, I smelled gas in the basement. So I went down there and lit a candle so I could see where it was coming from.

Actual conversation after a fire in Medina, Ohio. Can't make this stuff up.

10 comments:

Lady in Red said...

Lol!!! That's outrageous! Nice that he survived to tell about it.

Mark said...

Oh the humanity. Makes me weep for the human race. Jesus I've heard of stupid but...come on...

Ms. A said...

That's one lucky bugger!

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Another Darwin Award contestant!

Pat Tillett said...

Like the Martians said, "Earthlings are stupid!"

Birgit said...

Does he think of life as a box of chocolates?? In the immortal words of Daffy Duck(or Bugs) "What a Maroon"

Workingdan said...

Brilliant!

Shockgrubz said...

I'm a fan of such Darwinian circumstances. Survival of the fittest, and the dumb shall kill themselves in so many amusing ways.

Scottcarp Dreamer said...

THEY walk among us!!! I live in OH. There is something in the water...THEY say.

Spacerguy said...

Good one, but seriously your just having a laugh aren't ya Toast Man?, XD.