In Carrizozo it is forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public. There must be a lot of streaking going on in that town.
In Deming persons may not spit on the steps of the opera house. Vomiting, urinating and defecating are perfectly okay.
In Deming hunting is prohibited in Mountain View Cemetery. Take your zombie hunting to another cemetery.
Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business. Dammit, I thought my topless car wash idea was genius.
A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. What is the fine for dressing up your penis as Abraham Lincoln and walking around naked?
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun. What if I'm just dong it out of boredom?
The mere possession of a lottery ticket is illegal and may result in a $2,000 fine. If I'm a winner do I still get to keep the money?
It is against the law to sing off key. Britney Spears better stay our of NC.
Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields. Just imagine how much they could fertilize the fields as they plow.
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on. So you are saying I need to sleep standing up if I want to keep my shoes on?
Beer and pretzels may not be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant. Beer and pretzels are like coke and pop rocks to them.
It is illegal to shoot an Indian on horseback, provided you are in a covered wagon. This law only applies if you are playing the game Oregon Trail.