Wednesday, February 1, 2012
I thought up this idea mid December but never got around to writing it. Better late than never. If a Christmas Tree and a Hanukkah Menorah ever crossed paths. Things a Christmas Tree might say to a Hanukkah Menorah
Do these ornaments make me look gay?
Every year I tell them no tinsel, but do they listen to me?
If I had the ability to urinate, I would take a leak on all these presents.
At least at the end of you holiday you get to be blown.
You know my cousin Sal was the tree in Rockefellar Center last year, no joke.
Do you know where I can get one of those hats your people wear?
If I hear those damn kids sing that Jingle Bells song again I will burn this mother down.
Are you giving me the finger?
Oh no!! I'm losing all my needles. I knew this day would come.
So do you know the deal behind the Easter Bunny and hiding eggs?
Have you seen Passion of the Christ yet? Man, they really gave it to that Jesus dude.
I can't hear them but I know all those trees out there are laughing at me.
I don't like the way that cat is looking at me.
Posted by Powdered Toast Man at 10:37 PM