What a newborn baby might be thinking or trying to say:
- Whoa, was it slimy in there. Wipe this crap off of me.
- I'm starving, can you direct me to the nearest nipple?
- Can you smell that?
- Excuse me, when do I get my balls?
- I was so bored for the last nine months, you have no idea.
- Thank you, I've had to burp for the past hour.
- Should I tell him that I'm onto this peek-a-boo game and I know he's not disappearing?
- I think I sprung a leak down here.
- If you were sitting in your own shit for the past 4 hours, you would be crying too.
- I'm not sure why you put shoes on my feet, I can't even walk.
- I love boobies.
- Hey mom, daddy and the babysitter were wrestling again today.
- I hate Dr. Phil.
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11 comments:
I like the idea that babies aren't capable of such rational thought. It means I can rest easy for a few years before I think they're plotting my demise.
As a father, I can't help but think that babies do such things just to piss us off!
Laughed out loud at the fourth one!
Definitely makes you wonder!
I think they would also be thinking why do I no have to have these things over my body I was just fine for 9 months with nothing on and now I am forced to wear things but I am also glad I am no longer pooing or pissing on myself.........so maybe these big people know what they are doing..........
Daddy and the babysitter wrestling!! Gold man, pure gold.
hahahahahahha!
I've missed this stuff!
It's a good think they can't talk! Number 4 is awesome. Now I say, when am I gonna get them back?
#5 was probably my favorite. Or #6.
Hilarious stuff toast man!
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