Have you ever wondered what Gary (SpongeBob's pet) is actually saying and thinking. Well, I am here to translate for you.
What you hear vs. What he is actually saying
Meow = I'm hungry
Meow = I'm thirsty
Meow = I need a bath
Meeow = I'm sleepy
Meoow = I have to pee
Meow? = Why do you always wear the same thing everyday?
Meow! = I'm horny and I need to get me some!
MEOW = HELLO
Meoww = I just pooped in your bed
Mmeow = I could go for a taco
Gary's thoughts
"I wonder if SpongBob is gay"
"How is it that Patrick hasn't died from stupidity yet?"
"Why is it that SpongeBob is a freakin' sponge but he can talk and I'm a real animal and all I can do is meow like a fucking cat?"
"I've had an itch on my back for 3 years, it's driving me crazy!!"
"He lives in a pineapple under the sea, Spongeb..... DAMMIT!! I hate that song"
I wish Angelina Jolie would adopt me"
"If I have to hear SpongeBob whacking it one more time, I'm going to kill myself"
"I miss Charles in Charge, that was a good show, even though Scott Baio is a tool"
"I wonder what bacon tastes like?"
"I'm almost positive that Mr. Krabs has some with his money"
9 comments:
Now we know!
You have saved me hours of time.
I hate when the grands watch that! Glad it wasn't around when my kids were young.
thanks for clearing that up. I am mortified that my kids love watching a show where "Mr. Crab's live in bikini bottom" I'm sure there is no link to an STD there at all.
BTW - I heart Gary
I love Gary. And I love this post!!!
I think this is your best one of all time.
That is as complete an analysis of a Spongebob character as I have ever read. Bravo, Squiggy!
GAry is so right about Charles in Charge.
Lol. Hilarious.
You really have a crack research team to unearth all these facts!
Too funny...
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