Have you ever wondered what Gary (SpongeBob's pet) is actually saying and thinking. Well, I am here to translate for you.
What you hear vs. What he is actually saying
Meow = I'm hungry
Meow = I'm thirsty
Meow = I need a bath
Meeow = I'm sleepy
Meoow = I have to pee
Meow? = Why do you always wear the same thing everyday?
Meow! = I'm horny and I need to get me some!
MEOW = HELLO
Meoww = I just pooped in your bed
Mmeow = I could go for a taco
"I wonder if SpongBob is gay"
"How is it that Patrick hasn't died from stupidity yet?"
"Why is it that SpongeBob is a freakin' sponge but he can talk and I'm a real animal and all I can do is meow like a fucking cat?"
"I've had an itch on my back for 3 years, it's driving me crazy!!"
"He lives in a pineapple under the sea, Spongeb..... DAMMIT!! I hate that song"
I wish Angelina Jolie would adopt me"
"If I have to hear SpongeBob whacking it one more time, I'm going to kill myself"
"I miss Charles in Charge, that was a good show, even though Scott Baio is a tool"
"I wonder what bacon tastes like?"
"I'm almost positive that Mr. Krabs has some with his money"