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I slit the sheet, the sheet I sit.and on the slitted sheet I sit
I like to cut socks so I am a sock cutter (this one is my favorite, can you guess why?)
Blunt Cut Bangs
I mix biscuits
A box of biscuits,
a box of mixed biscuits
and a biscuit mixer
I'm not a pheasant plucker,
I'm a pheasant plucker's son.
And I'm only plucking pheasants
'till the pheasant plucker comes.
Stupid superstition
A cheap ship trip
So how did you do? Were you able to say any of them without messing up? Which is your favorite?
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It sort of relates to this, but I like the "toast," one. Say it 5 times fast for like a minute. Then after ask the person what you put in a toaster oven. They usually say toast, but the correct answer is bread.
I was able to do some of them without messing up. They're all hilarious.
I think only the first one messed me up - then I was with the flow.
Goofy award for you today, Sir!
all good!
my all time favorite is "Unique New York." 5 times fast please...
I sucked at this, but I was eating saltines...
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My fave was Blunt Cut Bangs. :)
The one from The Jerk is priceless! Now I have to watch the movie again.
Blunt cut bangs. Thanks. I'll never utter those words at the hair stylist's after hearing them come out of my mouth. AAACK.
I'm daring my friends to say these. I am too smart to try!
My favorite was always the woodchuck one, especially now that they have that funny/ridiculous woodchuck commercial for Geico. LOL Of these, I liked the one about pheasants the best!! =)
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