Tuesday, May 19, 2020

Discontinued Road Signs



Slow, Adults Drinking

Fallen Crack Pipe Zone

Stop, Hammer Time

Do Not Enter, unless your're an asshole

Polar Bear Crossing

Caution: Slippery when moist

Active Volcano Area

Road Work Ahead. Prepare to be annoyed

Yield to Podiatrists

Stop sign sign ahead

Left turns only between the hours of 1pm & 3pm on the 1st and 3rd Tuesday

Speed Limit 69



8 comments:

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

That's how I read road work ahead signs. The sign should just say orange barrel storage.

Joanne said...

punctuation is everything. How about:
no, not that door fool

JACKIESUE said...

we have these signs in West..

Ananka said...

You'd need to be of a certain age to understand the 3rd one! Jeez oh I feel old now!

Liz A. said...

I don't think Active Volcano Ahead signs would live very long...

There is a teacher who has a "slow children playing" sign in his classroom. No comma. (Teachers have a weird sense of humor.)

L. Diane Wolfe said...

Actually I've seen signs like the left turn one.

Birgit said...

I had to laugh at the first one. You know our Prime Minister said "moistly" in one of his daily talks about the Covid 19. He will never live this one down

Darla M Sands said...

When very young, I thought 'no outlet' signs meant no electrical service on that street. ;) These are all great, and your first example should be a real warning at some times and places.