Tuesday, November 5, 2019

Dad Jokes of the Week




What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?

 - Frostbite


What kind of animal meows and has eight legs?

- An octopuss


Have you heard of the famous composer who would only work from his bed?

- He made a lot of sheet music.

9 comments:

Liz A. said...

Have you see the dad joke quiz? I bet you'd rock it.

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Hey, take that quiz and let us know how you do!

Jax said...

I told my cousin that I was going to make a turkey stuffed with octopus this year for Thanksgiving. She responded "You're making a turkypus for Thanksgiving?" (Not a joke, real life story.)

Adam said...

Is it punny yet?

Theresa Mahoney said...

I think you'd get along really well with my father-in-law with these jokes :)

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Mary Kirkland said...

My husband tells these kinds of jokes to our grandson. lol

Birgit said...

Oh these sound like jokes my ex would love

Joanne said...

corny but classy