Tuesday, April 25, 2017

You might hear otherwise

Things your bank teller might say that would be weird coming from your gynecologist.

- "How much does your husband come and make deposits in here?"

- "You have quite a bit of money in there"

- "I see your mother and sister in here all the time"

- "I can't accept tips"

- "Is it okay if I give your kid a lollipop?"

- "I can only take rolled coin"

- "I need to see your license before I can do that"

- "Have you heard about our credit card promotion?"


Adam said...

Now do the vice versa

Mark said...

Also "would you like to make a withdrawal?".