Monday, January 23, 2017
A questionnaire sent to Sesame Street:
Why do you talk in the third person? It confuses my children.
You have no nose. How can you enjoy cookies without being able to smell them?
Do you regret the steroids you took when you were younger?
Oscar the Grouch
Do you poop in that trash can?
Enough with the numbers. Why don't you switch it up and sing the alphabet?
Are you in a homosexual relationship with Gonzo from the Muppets?
Is is true that tinkerbell is your 2nd cousin?
Does Ernie swallow?
Is Bert a tender lover?
Is that trunk good for a rub 'n' tug?
I hope they respond back.
Posted by Powdered Toast Man at 11:25 PM