(1) What's your favorite time of day?
When I am at IHOP.
(2) Do you and your significant other send sexy texts?
Is she sending them to you too? I will tell her to stop.
(3) If you got your dream job anywhere in the US, where would you choose to move to?
Canada. Didn't we buy that country like two years ago?
(4) What are you wearing?
A layer of nutella, a pirate hat made from my underwear, one knee-high sock, two capes, elbow pads and jumper cables.
(5) If given a choice to skip work for a day, how would you spend the entire day?
Giving all the chickens in the U.S. a survey with one question: Which came first the chicken or the rooster?