Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Lame Joke of the Week

A wagon train got lost crossing the Plains. They’re low on food and they see an old Norwegian sitting under a tree. They stop and ask him, “Is there food around here?” He says, “Well, I don’t know, but I tell you, I wouldn’t go that way-there’s a big bacon tree over that hill.”

“A bacon tree?”

“Yah, so I wouldn’t go that way.”

The wagon train talked about it and a bacon tree sounded good to them. So they went over the hill. And over the next hill a thousand Indians were waiting for them and attacked them from all sides and took them prisoner-except for the leader, who went crawling back to the old Norwegian and said, “There was no bacon tree there, just a mob of Indians who took everybody captive.”

The Norwegian said, “Vait a minute.” He picked up his Norwegian-English dictionary and looked through it, and then said, “Oh, it wasn’t a bacon tree. It was a ham bush.”

12 comments:

Oilfield Trash said...

Awesome!!!!

Ms. A said...

*Chuckle

Chuck said...

My kind of joke dude!

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Funny!

Nippy The Penguin said...

Hahaha awesome.

Bossy Betty said...

Groaning and laughing at the same time!

H A R R Y G O A Z said...

Have a SUPER weekend !

Cheeseboy said...

Stupid, but the first post all week that has made me laugh out loud.

Teachinfourth said...

Wait, so there wasn't a bacon tree then?

LOL

Baby Sister said...

Hahaha. That was so bad, and yet so freakin' hilarious!!

The Invisible Seductress said...

Buwahahaha :)

Pat Tillett said...

Now that is corny!!! And funny...