Wednesday, January 19, 2011

A First for 2011

An event took place last week that hasn't happened to me in 5 months. Get your minds out of the gutter. It has been way too long since I received a blogger award. I mean I was getting awards left and right at one point. I don't know what happened but I will get to the bottom of this mystery.

Even though I would much rather receive a sandwich, Oilfield Trash over at Make Daddy a Sammich, bestowed a new award upon me. It is called the "Life is Good" award. I really have no idea why I am getting this award other than I complained that he didn't award me with another award in a previous post of his. Note to self: Find a thesaurus and look up another word for award, you have used it too much already. 

Thank you Oilfield Trash for accepting my bribe and giving me this award.


Frankly you probably don't care that I got this award. It doesn't come with any money, flowers or spinning rims. You should care though because just maybe I will give you the award and it WILL come with spinning rims, you know how long you've been waiting to get some of those.

I am going to award it to just a few bloggers. I will choose blogs that I just found recently and some that I have enjoyed for awhile because that is the way I roll.

The Sassy Curmudgeon - I have only read like 2 posts but I love this blog already. I have to thank Passionofthemom over at Something to Talk About for telling me about this funny blog.

La Esquina de la Estrellita - Baby Sister is the owner of this one. Don't let the name fool you, she writes in English. She is down to Earth, funny and writes about her day to day life.

Disguised as a Grown-Up - I love Marlene's snark and who wouldn't?

 Something to Talk About - Passionofthemom's posts are always amusing and she boggles my mind with her movie knowledge. I quiz her with trivia games and she blows my mind.

I would tell you to go check out those blogs and give the bloggers some love but we both know that you are going to do what you are going to do and nothing I say is going to change that.

I believe there were some questions attached to this award. If you know me by now I don't answers questions in the traditional sense. If you have read any of my Monday Minute answers then you know what I am talking about.

1. If you blog anonymously, are you happy doing this? If you aren't anonymous, do you wish you started out anonymously, so that you could be anonymous now?

I am Powdered Toast Man and that is all that you need to know.

2. Describe an incident that shows your inner stubborn side. 

People have an inner stubborn side? I keep mine in my sock drawer with my short temper and lack of confidence.

3. What do you see when you really look at yourself in the mirror?

I see Abe Vigoda in a bathrobe, for some reason my reflection resembles Abe Vigoda,

4. What is your favorite summer cold drink?

Honey Ham juice margarita, no ice.

5. When you take time for yourself, what do you do?

I don't think I should tell you. It involves 4 bananas, 2 jars of mayo, an evening gown, a hoola hoop, a kiddie pool, a cardboard cut-out of Dick Clark and jumper cables.

6. Is there something that you still want to accomplish in your life?

To find Waldo.

7. When you attended school, were you the class clown, the class overachiever, the shy person, or always ditching? 

I was the one with the adult diapers and helmet.

8. If you close your eyes and want to visualize a very poignant moment in your life, what would you see?

When a made the perfect omelet.

9. Is it easy for you to share your true self in your blog, or are you more comfortable writing posts about other people and events?

About 180 pounds, why do you ask?

10. If you had the choice to sit down and read a book or talk on the phone, which would you do and why?

I would combine them and have someone read me a book over the phone. Take that single-tasking!!

If you are looking for trivia answers just look over to the left sidebar.


Jennifer @ What Would Jen Do said...

would that be full fat or light mayo?

Happily Cheesy said...

I too am still looking for Waldo.

Oilfield Trash said...

I love your answers.

Baby Sister said...

Awww thanks you're just awesome PTM. I loved your answers. I just bought a travel sized book of Where's Waldo that I can't wait to dive in to!! :D

Marlene said...

Abe Vigoda?!!! LOL!!! Thanks for the visual, dude!

Thanks, also - for bestowing this award upon me. I shall accept it graciously. It's a new one! Love it!

Daisygirl said...

a ham Margarita huh...ewwwww

The Golden Eagle said...

Great answers!

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

You look like Abe Vigoda? No wonder you don't use your real name.
Funny answers!

Pat Tillett said...

Congrats to you and to those you passed the award on to. I follow all but "baby sister" already (and love them), and I'll check her out in about one minute!

Chuck said...

Dude I think I turned you on to Sassy a few months ago...but okay, okay. I have to ask though...again with the helmet???

A Beer for the Shower said...

Congrats dude!

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passionofthemom said...

Okay, this Boycott dude needs to STFU. This is the third blog I've seen his ridiculous calling card on!
That being said...
Thank you for the bangin' award, PTM!! =) This is my first for 2011, too, so we share that in solidarity. LOL
I have a few asides for you, regarding your hilarious (as usual) answers!
-So that was you in the Snickers commercial then, eh Abe? ;)
-I need my cutout of Dick Clark back...I have plans.
-Dinga danga durgen. LOL

Stef H (Glitterbabe) said...

hey! found you at snarky marleen's blog. too funny. will be back for sure. love a smart ass.

hugs :)

baygirl32 said...

congrats on the award! looks like I have a new blog to read

jonwinters said...

i think you might be joking in some of your answers, but i'm not entirely sure. will be following just in case.